7.2.10

More things in Bolivia.

So. I still love the country. And i´m sitting in an internet cafe next to a guy just jamming out to his Michael Jackson. bad. smooth criminal. the works.
anyways.

I´m about as red as a lobster. And it really hurts. But I guess that´s worth it. Because I got to go to the mountain park thing "Pirumani". Don´t ask me what it means or anything, i think it´s some sort of Amayran or Kechua name. Which are the names of different indigenous groups in Bolivia.
This was probably the coolest place I´ve ever seen in my life. Like no lie. After we got a little lost, and wandered past probably like 30 cows, (which they just tie to a stake in athe ground, and let them graze...even just along the roads. They just stand on the shoulder of the roads eating whatever...weird) we finally got to the top of this plateau. And this comparatively little plateau was definitely taller than anythaing we have in wisconsin. So it was pretty awesome to be able to look down from this plateau onto cochabamba, looking down off of this like...200 foot sheer cliff down to the river below. It was sweet. And then we noticed a pack of alpacas or llamas or some other sort of mountain dwelling animal, and we watched them go from the moauntain to the valley.For like a half hour. I´m not sure why, but it was intriguiging to watch like 20 llamas and a boy wandering around the mountain to go to the river to drink, or do whatever llamas or alpacas do. (p.s. this keyboard has like. cigarette burn holes in it and a bunch of the keys are broken. that´s my excuse for the spelling errors).
So then after that, we walked through this underground tunnel, and when we came out the other side, we could see this waterfall in the distance. The people here considered it a little one. It was definitely the bigget one i´ve ever seen.a So we walked along this cliff side trail to the water fall, and got to sort of play in the rapids a little bit. Which was amazing. The water was so crisp and clear. Which felt really really good on the really hot day. I took a drink of it--i´m pretty sure that water is a lot better to drink than the tap water here. At least I haven´t gotten sick yet since I drank that water. So then we went up a little further to, what was then the 2nd largest waterfall i´ve ever seen. It was a little smaller than the first, but relatively calm. So I got to walk under it. Or more so in it. It was kind of like being at the water park in six flags where that big bucket of water dumps on you in the kiddy area....except constantly. It was pretty awesome.

And then after that, I did, what I think might be one of the stupidest things I´ve done. Jackie things it was fridge sledding, but I think this wins.

So, they take some of the water from this river and they pipe it...somewhere. I don´t know where, or what for..maybe irrigation or something. But anyways, this water happens to pass through a tunnel. It´s maybe... I don´t know...a quarter of a mile? Maybe less. Maybe more. It was a lot longer than it intially appeared, because it was straight. And I could see light at the other side. So, Jackie, Kattya and I decided that we wanted to go through the tunnel. Because it would be cool to do. So we were going through the tunnel, and we got maybe. I don´t know, a quarter of the way through and i´m like. Oh crap. Bats. I don´t like bats. So. We turned around and went back out the way we came in because...we decided bats were not a good thing to try to crawl through.
So, as we were leaving, there was another group of people, like a family that were going into the cave. We were like, hay murcealagos!...which means, there are bats. They were unphased, and still decided they wanted to go in. So we left, and walked maybe 5 minutes. This is when kattya decided that she really wanted to go through the tunnela. I didn´t. But she did. So Kattya and I turned around to enter into the bat tunnel, while Jackie went to the other side to wait for us. As we got to the tunnel, the other people had decided that there were too many bats. So we waited for them to get out, and we dropped in.
This tunnel is less than 5 feet tall. And probably had about a foot of water in it. and about 3 feet wide. So that left 4 feet of space for us and the flying bats.
So, as soon as we enter the tunnel, I can see about 2 or 3 bats flying around in the tunnel. And as we start going, it just looks like there are 2 or 3 bats.. maybe a couple more. Then, we get about half way, and the number of bats are steadily increasing. The further we go, it seems like the morae we wake up. And the more wake up, the more the others wake up. And, they do not seem to like to go near us, so they just get more and more dense. Once in a while, I´d see the reflection from the water above my head on the roof of the tunnel. Until I realize there´s not really any light to be reflected. The bats are flying above my head.
I´m freaking out, because I don´t like bats. Kattya just closed her eyes and kept saying, "God, you made bats. Keep them away from us please!!!!". The closer we get to the end, the more bats are flying around, like just inches off the water. At my face. And then flying up like when they are super close. I already had my plan--i was going completely undaer water to get the bat off of me if one happened to hit me. I was already on my elbows and knees crawling, as to give the bats as much room as possible. When we were lik 50 feet from the end, there was at a minimum of 20 bats just whipping around the tunnel, because, apparently, they really do not like the light. And when I could see in the light, I could see them just dropping...guano...everywhere. When we got to like the...15 or 20 feet mark, I decided it was just time to go for it. So we just dropped our heads and sprinted, as well as yoau can on all 4´s out of the cave. I didn´t see it, because i had my head down, but Jackie said that a cloud of bats exploded out of the tunnel with us. So. I didn´t get bit. But i was probably covered in bat poop. So that´s more experience with fecal matter for me.

That was a really long story. And probably doesn´t sound as exciting as it was for me. But it was.

My family is fun. My little brother and i were doing some sort of wrestling. I called him a little girl, but he said that he was valliant. I said if he was valliant, then I´m santa clause. He´s been calling me Papa Noel since.
Um. Also, I´ve been letting my brothers use Jack, my iPod. It was sort of a shock to me, because I had to teach them how to use an ipod. How to turn it on, how to find the music, how to play a song, and how to pick something else. And how to turn it off. It took me by suprise, because we take stuff like that for granted. Everyone has an ipod. Everyone knows how to use one. It´s common knowledge. Nope. It was sort of a wake up call. Not everyone in the world has as much money as I do. And I am so often blind to that. But it´s a good lesson.

The orphanage has been going well. Mostly. They are little kids though, and they don´t like toget put in a time out. So as a result, I got called Tio Caca the other day. Uncle Poop. They thought it was funny. I thought it was too, but I don´t think it would have been very good if i laughed at their nickname for me. At least when they were in time out.

This will only make sense to the people of Harvey´s Halfway House and a few others. I was riding in a trufi to church yesterday, and the trufi driver had a Triple H air freshner in it. I really wanted to buy it off of him, but only had 50 centavos. One Fourteenth of a dollar. And the trufi was really really full and really really busy. So i passed on the conversation of asking the driver to buy an air freshner from him because I knew it wouldn´t go smoothly and decided not to keep the other 20 people on the trufi. Sorry guys.

I´ve spent so much time talking about stuff, I haven´t really shared anything meaningful. And now i´ve only got 4 more minutes. 3. But I have been learning a lot. And it´s been really good. Difficult at times, painful at times, but overall good. And I know that.

And. There´s been like a ridiculous amount of rain in Santa Cruz. which is another city in Bolivia. And there´s been problems with food and people haven´t been very happy about it. There´s been a few problems with that in Cochabamba too--like lack of natural gas and food too in some places. I haven´t been affected by it, but when there´s problems in the same country--the same city as you. It hits home a little more. So if you could be prayin for that situation, it´d be good. I´m sure there´s something on google news if you search cochabamba or bolivia or santa cruz or something along those lines if you´re interested.
Thanks all & Love!
kyle

7 comments:

  1. meester. i'm currently in memorial library...and i definitely laughed out loud reading this blog. people aren't happy with me. that's really all. it was good talkin to you and jax today though (sort of talking, that is). we should all have a skype date soon!

    praying for ya!

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  2. Yeah I'm cultured! I'll prove it-Bolivian's respect the Michael Jackson just like me. Now what up wit dat!? love you.

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  3. 1. heard "Sweep me Away" the other day. All i could think about was Drooby singing it

    1.2. do you know what drooby means? cuz i didn't so i decided to look it up and urban dictionary says "boobs that are abnormally droopy" .. i laughed cuz i finally understood what his nickname meant and how perfectly it fit him.

    2. i think i'm going to be going to Israel/Palestine. and i might get to meet Elias Chacour. Blood Brothers. For real. I still might also go to Haiti in July. And am finishing up the application for the Fund thing at the end of June.

    3. your bat story made me think of ace ventura when he eats guano. i laughed.

    3.6. lots of thoughts came to my mind while reading this that only you would prolly get.

    i miss you. praying for ya, brother!

    p.s. i don't know if it's possible, but you should skype our Triple H sometime! it would be so great. i don't know if that's possible, but if it is it should def. happen!

    peace.

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  4. Hey Man,
    I climbed through a cave with a probably about 700 bats in it (that I could see), and it was scary, but they were running into my face and stuff and head. I could definitely relate to your story, but I came out of the experience with a less fear and more respect for bats.

    Sounds like you're using the iPod charger, that's sweet! Or maybe you're charging some other way, but that's cool. Great stuff Kyle, your "ordinary" stuff down there is quite interesting.

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  5. Hi Kyle,

    Your Uncle Mike sent me a link to your blog. He has told me of your mission work in Bolivia in the name of our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ. Your Uncle is very proud of you. He speaks of you with respect and admiration. He has told me of your faith in Jesus.

    I will remember you in prayer.

    God be with you.

    Morgan

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  6. I'm reading this in lecture and I almost busted out laughing when you mentioned that you had done something more stupid than refrigerator sledding... I didn't believe it... until I read it... I still can't believe you did that! I hate bats, and guano doesn't sound so great either, though it is fun to talk about (like E.Jo said, thanks to Ace Ventura)

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  7. Also, I might try out calling you "Uncle Poop" instead of "Meesta"... we'll see how it goes.

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